She didn’t quit.
And she never will.
Welcome to the wild, weird, and wonderfully chaotic world of Ms. Long.
This is where it all begins!
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Somehow, Ms. Long doesn’t quit. She sticks around, armed with sarcasm, suspicious levels of optimism, and a box full of stickers.
Inside, you'll meet a sleepwalker, a seafood smuggler, and one kid who brings a rubber chicken to school like it’s totally normal.Chaos. Fake rules. One emotional support chicken.
Told straight from the sub’s perspective, this book dives headfirst into the wildest classroom day imaginable. Perfect for readers in grades 4–6 who love humor, school stories, and a little bit of unhinged brilliance.Ms. Long walked in with a heart balloon…
and walked out a legend.
About the Author
Ms. Long is a larger-than-life substitute teacher who’s technically fictional but based on a real award-winning Ms. Long with wild stories, flared pants, and zero fear of chaos. She’s here for the stickers, the sass, and the students who think she’s just another sub. (Spoiler: She’s not.)
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